The Truth Behind The Frequent Miler Team (AKA #VoteForStephen #SmearCampaign)

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Voting has begun for the overall winner of #StayCayToFarAway and the smears have already begun.

For example, Greg claimed yesterday that the video for my full English breakfast donut burger needed parental guidance. That was due to a comment of an adult nature that my wife made in the video, but he also said he’d understand why parents might worry about their children eating a donut burger of this kind.

But why? Parents should be clamoring to have their kids eat something like this. It has protein. It has eggs. It has dairy. It has legumes. It has vegetables. What’s not to like?!

How You Should Really Choose The Winner

When choosing the winner of StayCay To Far Away, you understandably take into account the quality of how we completed the challenges. You know what’s more important in life than the quality of our videos though?

The quality of our character, that’s what.

And let me tell you, the quality of character for some members of the Frequent Miler team is sadly lacking. There are a lot of shocking truths that you don’t know about Greg, Nick and Carrie, so I went undercover to launch an exposé to show why you shouldn’t vote for them as winners.

Vote For Stephen!

Needless to say, you should vote for me having learned the real truth – here’s the poll:

Final results can be found here.

And I leave you with this. (This is why.)

Stephen Elephant Monkey

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Hoser

I haven’t followed any of the build-up and have no idea what you guys are competing for, but I’m voting for Stephen based off this video. Probably the same as how some people (but not me) vote in political elections.

Andrew Clark
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Andrew Clark

100%. I’ve followed but not watched every video,but this wins.

Chris Pepper
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Chris Pepper

I’m voting for Stephen because I’m biased!!

Chris Pepper
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Chris Pepper

I’m voting for Stephen because I’m biased!

Chris Pepper
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Chris Pepper

Oops. Posted twice. Oh well!

Sophia
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Sophia

We should be able to vote for these videos too! lol

Kathy
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Kathy

I’m definitely voting for Stephen because I kind of know him, but only through Facebook and his in-laws. Plus this was more fun than going to vote for Chesapeake public offices today.

Jan W
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Jan W

This was hysterical! Thanks, Stephen.

CaveDweller
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CaveDweller

Greg finally put his name last and voters usually pick the First one listed.
#stayincaveneeddog(catsnotapply)

A K
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A K

Will there be similar campaign videos from the others?

Greg The Frequent Miler
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Yep! Nick will publish one today, I’ll publish tomorrow, and Carrie will publish Friday. It’s unlikely that any will be as funny as this one, but we’ll try!

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